Skip to content

Your cart is empty

Continue shopping

Have an account?

Log in to check out faster.

Your cart

Loading...

Estimated total

$0.00 USD

Taxes, discounts and shipping calculated at checkout.

<< Hot wax coming right up! Pre-order the LP now >>

  • SHOP
  • TOUR DATES
  • CONTACT
  • WATCH
Log in

Country/region

  • Albania ALL L
  • Algeria DZD د.ج
  • Andorra EUR €
  • Angola USD $
  • Anguilla XCD $
  • Antigua & Barbuda XCD $
  • Argentina USD $
  • Armenia AMD դր.
  • Aruba AWG ƒ
  • Australia AUD $
  • Austria EUR €
  • Azerbaijan AZN ₼
  • Bahamas BSD $
  • Bahrain USD $
  • Bangladesh BDT ৳
  • Barbados BBD $
  • Belgium EUR €
  • Belize BZD $
  • Benin XOF Fr
  • Bermuda USD $
  • Bolivia BOB Bs.
  • Bosnia & Herzegovina BAM КМ
  • Botswana BWP P
  • Brazil USD $
  • British Virgin Islands USD $
  • Brunei BND $
  • Bulgaria EUR €
  • Burkina Faso XOF Fr
  • Burundi BIF Fr
  • Cambodia KHR ៛
  • Cameroon XAF CFA
  • Canada CAD $
  • Cape Verde CVE $
  • Caribbean Netherlands USD $
  • Cayman Islands KYD $
  • Chad XAF CFA
  • Chile USD $
  • China CNY ¥
  • Colombia USD $
  • Comoros KMF Fr
  • Cook Islands NZD $
  • Costa Rica CRC ₡
  • Croatia EUR €
  • Curaçao ANG ƒ
  • Cyprus EUR €
  • Czechia CZK Kč
  • Denmark DKK kr.
  • Djibouti DJF Fdj
  • Dominica XCD $
  • Dominican Republic DOP $
  • Ecuador USD $
  • Egypt EGP ج.م
  • El Salvador USD $
  • Equatorial Guinea XAF CFA
  • Estonia EUR €
  • Eswatini USD $
  • Ethiopia ETB Br
  • Falkland Islands FKP £
  • Faroe Islands DKK kr.
  • Fiji FJD $
  • Finland EUR €
  • France EUR €
  • French Guiana EUR €
  • French Polynesia XPF Fr
  • Gabon XOF Fr
  • Gambia GMD D
  • Georgia USD $
  • Germany EUR €
  • Ghana USD $
  • Gibraltar GBP £
  • Greece EUR €
  • Greenland DKK kr.
  • Grenada XCD $
  • Guadeloupe EUR €
  • Guatemala GTQ Q
  • Guernsey GBP £
  • Guinea GNF Fr
  • Guinea-Bissau XOF Fr
  • Guyana GYD $
  • Haiti USD $
  • Honduras HNL L
  • Hong Kong SAR HKD $
  • Hungary HUF Ft
  • Iceland ISK kr
  • India INR ₹
  • Indonesia IDR Rp
  • Ireland EUR €
  • Israel ILS ₪
  • Italy EUR €
  • Jamaica JMD $
  • Japan JPY ¥
  • Jersey USD $
  • Jordan USD $
  • Kazakhstan KZT ₸
  • Kenya KES KSh
  • Kiribati USD $
  • Kuwait USD $
  • Kyrgyzstan KGS som
  • Laos LAK ₭
  • Latvia EUR €
  • Lesotho USD $
  • Liechtenstein CHF CHF
  • Lithuania EUR €
  • Luxembourg EUR €
  • Macao SAR MOP P
  • Madagascar USD $
  • Malawi MWK MK
  • Malaysia MYR RM
  • Maldives MVR MVR
  • Malta EUR €
  • Martinique EUR €
  • Mauritania USD $
  • Mauritius MUR ₨
  • Mayotte EUR €
  • Mexico USD $
  • Moldova MDL L
  • Monaco EUR €
  • Mongolia MNT ₮
  • Montenegro EUR €
  • Montserrat XCD $
  • Morocco MAD د.م.
  • Mozambique USD $
  • Namibia USD $
  • Nauru AUD $
  • Nepal NPR Rs.
  • Netherlands EUR €
  • New Caledonia XPF Fr
  • New Zealand NZD $
  • Nicaragua NIO C$
  • Nigeria NGN ₦
  • Niue NZD $
  • North Macedonia MKD ден
  • Norway USD $
  • Oman USD $
  • Pakistan PKR ₨
  • Panama USD $
  • Papua New Guinea PGK K
  • Paraguay PYG ₲
  • Peru PEN S/
  • Philippines PHP ₱
  • Poland PLN zł
  • Portugal EUR €
  • Qatar QAR ر.ق
  • Réunion EUR €
  • Romania RON Lei
  • Rwanda RWF FRw
  • Samoa WST T
  • San Marino EUR €
  • São Tomé & Príncipe STD Db
  • Saudi Arabia SAR ر.س
  • Senegal XOF Fr
  • Serbia RSD РСД
  • Seychelles USD $
  • Sierra Leone SLL Le
  • Singapore SGD $
  • Slovakia EUR €
  • Slovenia EUR €
  • Solomon Islands SBD $
  • South Africa USD $
  • South Korea KRW ₩
  • Spain EUR €
  • Sri Lanka LKR ₨
  • St. Barthélemy EUR €
  • St. Kitts & Nevis XCD $
  • St. Lucia XCD $
  • St. Martin EUR €
  • St. Vincent & Grenadines XCD $
  • Suriname USD $
  • Sweden SEK kr
  • Switzerland CHF CHF
  • Taiwan TWD $
  • Tanzania TZS Sh
  • Thailand THB ฿
  • Timor-Leste USD $
  • Togo XOF Fr
  • Tonga TOP T$
  • Trinidad & Tobago TTD $
  • Tunisia USD $
  • Turks & Caicos Islands USD $
  • Tuvalu AUD $
  • Uganda UGX USh
  • United Arab Emirates AED د.إ
  • United Kingdom GBP £
  • United States USD $
  • Uruguay UYU $U
  • Uzbekistan UZS so'm
  • Vanuatu VUV Vt
  • Vietnam VND ₫
  • Zambia USD $
  • Instagram

The Crotches

  • SHOP
  • TOUR DATES
  • CONTACT
  • WATCH
Log in Cart
  • Fuck The Crotches LP

    Fuck The Crotches LP

    Fuck The Crotches LP

    Regular price $32.00
    Regular price Sale price $32.00
  • Dickey Mouse Grillz Sticker

    Dickey Mouse Grillz Sticker

    Dickey Mouse Grillz Sticker

    Regular price $5.00
    Regular price Sale price $5.00
  • Dickey Mouse T Shirt

    Dickey Mouse T Shirt

    Sold out

    Dickey Mouse T Shirt

    Regular price $25.00
    Regular price Sale price $25.00
    Sold out
  • Dickey Mouse Crop Top

    Dickey Mouse Crop Top

    Sold out

    Dickey Mouse Crop Top

    Regular price $25.00
    Regular price Sale price $25.00
    Sold out
  • Fuck The Crotches - Digital Download

    Fuck The Crotches - Digital Download

    Fuck The Crotches - Digital Download

    Regular price $15.00
    Regular price Sale price $15.00

Subscribe to our emails to stay in the loop!

© 2026, The Crotches Powered by Shopify
  • Privacy policy
  • Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
  • Opens in a new window.